Survive the tutorial!
Destroy the space station!
Kick the Comrade's ass!
Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Creeper
5Load the crafting menu.
Defeat the Worm's heart.
Defeat Kang's weird faceship.
Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.
Survive the asteroid belt.
Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage.
Kill Kang :(
Kill the Comrade!
I understand and I wish to continue.
Okay. Fine!
I am weak.
Hatred For None.
Into the sun. Well done.
Beat Heaven.
Complete level 666.
Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
Complete 9-1.
Yeah, BRAH!
150Get a million points on 1-1.
Punch a Toilet.
Slick Willie
150Beat a Level without taking damage.
Rip both arms off a mech.
Skip Credits.
Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1.
Tipper Gore
150Complete a level with the middle finger censored.
Goodman!
69“The game just called me a F$#!stick!”