You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

Unlocked: 16 Sep 2022 21:07:19

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

Unlocked: 16 Sep 2022 00:01:12

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2018 02:09:53

You collected 15 Chinpokomon

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2018 01:54:45

You befriended both crab people and gnomes

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2018 01:52:18

You befriended your father

Unlocked: 03 Feb 2018 20:51:07

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

Unlocked: 03 Feb 2018 20:48:13

You've spent $500

Unlocked: 03 Feb 2018 20:22:46

You sold 300 junk items

Unlocked: 03 Feb 2018 19:44:53

You made friends with half of South Park

Unlocked: 29 Jan 2018 03:08:06

You shat your pants during a boss battle

Unlocked: 29 Jan 2018 01:53:02

You collected 5 Chinpokomon

Unlocked: 27 Jan 2018 18:24:47

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

Unlocked: 27 Jan 2018 18:10:27

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

Unlocked: 27 Jan 2018 17:47:31

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

Unlocked: 20 Jan 2018 05:27:21

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

Unlocked: 20 Jan 2018 04:34:05

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

Unlocked: 20 Jan 2018 01:08:20

You completed your first day in South Park

Unlocked: 19 Jan 2018 21:14:31

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

Unlocked: 19 Jan 2018 21:14:05

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

Unlocked: 16 Jan 2018 18:27:21

You have joined the KKK

Unlocked: 16 Jan 2018 16:16:33

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

Unlocked: 16 Jan 2018 15:57:28

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Unlocked: 29 Dec 2017 18:08:20

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

You opened all of the garages in South Park

You completed the game without selling any items

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

You farted on four major authority figures

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

You've farted on every buddy in the game

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

You collected all of the Chinpokomon

Everyone in South Park is your friend

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

You've farted on people 100 times.

You've farted on animals 25 times

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

You have collected half of the available costume sets

You've collected all of the available costumes

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game