Came to a certain realization about yourself.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 20:49:37

Kill 100 Red Dudes with a shotgun.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 20:28:12

Score 100 headshots.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 20:16:24

Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 19:45:32

Kill 100 Red Dudes with a pistol.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 17:25:12

Capture the replay.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 16:54:49

Kill 100 Red Dudes using melee.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 16:51:16

Experienced a direct contact with the system.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 16:32:57

Kill 3 Red Dudes with one shotgun shot.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 16:29:53

Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 16:09:13

Encountered a disconnection bug.

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2018 15:39:36

Unlock all endless levels.

Kill over 1987 Red Dudes in endless mode.

Kill 100 Red Dudes with a rifle.

Kill 100 Red Dudes with a katana.

Kill 2 Red Dudes with one katana throw.

Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.

Became part of the cult.

Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.

Kill 3 Red Dudes with one rifle burst.

Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.

Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.

Beat all Challenges.

Get RED ending in every level of SPEEDRUN challenge.

Get RED ending in every level of SPEEDRUNrt challenge.