Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.
Unlocked: 05 Jan 2023 01:17:51
Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.
Unlocked: 05 Jan 2023 01:15:40
Say goodbye to Suit-O.
Unlocked: 05 Jan 2023 00:53:40
Lezduit!
20Obtain Lezduit.
Unlocked: 04 Jan 2023 01:20:24
Defeat Nipulon.
Unlocked: 04 Jan 2023 01:14:33
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.
Unlocked: 04 Jan 2023 01:09:13
Pay your bill at Applebee's.
Unlocked: 03 Jan 2023 19:33:46
Defeat Dr. Giblets.
Unlocked: 03 Jan 2023 18:46:44
Obtain the Mag-Boots.
Unlocked: 03 Jan 2023 01:23:26
Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.
Unlocked: 30 Dec 2022 19:04:14
Obtain Creature.
Unlocked: 29 Dec 2022 17:43:46
Obtain the Jetpack.
Unlocked: 21 Dec 2022 18:52:06
Obtain Gus.
Unlocked: 21 Dec 2022 18:29:31
Defeat Krubis.
Unlocked: 21 Dec 2022 18:29:00
Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets.
Unlocked: 21 Dec 2022 00:44:45
Obtain Sweezy.
Unlocked: 20 Dec 2022 19:42:53
Defeat Douglas.
Unlocked: 20 Dec 2022 19:42:10
Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.
Unlocked: 20 Dec 2022 19:15:15
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
Unlocked: 16 Dec 2022 00:09:45
Defeat 9-Torg.
Unlocked: 15 Dec 2022 23:55:03
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
Unlocked: 15 Dec 2022 23:53:36
Get Knifey.
Unlocked: 15 Dec 2022 23:06:28
Kill Slumsley.
Unlocked: 14 Dec 2022 00:31:00
Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.
Watch Globo's rise to fame.
Discover the movie theater.
Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.
Discover Dr. Gurgula's hideout in the Human Haven.
Unlock and explore every collectible warp base.
Find and open every Luglox chest.
Unlock every post in the Bounty Hunter forums.
Collect every trading card in the game.
Collect all 9 trading cards on Peroxis and Muxxalon.
Defeat Mux.
Kill a Bloat with Knifey's new upgrade.
Take a bath with Toxxo.
Find a way to make love to the Parasite Passenger.
Visit Cheeks and hang out until closing time.
Visit every major Peroxian landmark (and report back to the tour guide!)
Find every scattered Muxxalon package.
Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.
Become the Riddle Master.
Kill 50 enemies with Harpers glob shot.
Grant the dying wish of a sick slug.