You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

Unlocked: 28 Oct 2017 02:51:52

You've collected all of the available costumes

Unlocked: 27 Oct 2017 19:39:11

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

Unlocked: 27 Oct 2017 19:39:11

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 12:11:54

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 12:05:28

You sold 300 junk items

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 11:59:28

Everyone in South Park is your friend

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 11:58:27

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 11:54:45

You completed the game without selling any items

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 11:54:44

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 11:54:44

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 11:54:41

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 11:54:40

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 11:54:40

You collected all of the Chinpokomon

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 10:57:32

You befriended both crab people and gnomes

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 10:41:00

You farted on four major authority figures

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 10:35:12

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 10:13:04

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

Unlocked: 26 Oct 2017 09:53:10

You've spent $500

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 12:46:21

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 12:18:53

You've farted on every buddy in the game

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 11:26:11

You befriended your father

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 11:07:27

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 10:33:37

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 04:43:12

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 04:38:41

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 04:06:45

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 03:29:18

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 03:10:10

You have collected half of the available costume sets

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 02:29:38

You made friends with half of South Park

Unlocked: 25 Oct 2017 02:23:00

You opened all of the garages in South Park

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 07:37:26

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 07:05:44

You've farted on people 100 times.

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 06:57:34

You've farted on animals 25 times

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 06:47:43

You collected 15 Chinpokomon

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 06:25:16

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 06:06:31

You completed your first day in South Park

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 05:45:37

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 05:38:34

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 05:33:19

You have joined the KKK

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 00:06:54

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 00:05:46

You shat your pants during a boss battle

Unlocked: 24 Oct 2017 00:01:50

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

Unlocked: 23 Oct 2017 23:55:36

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

Unlocked: 23 Oct 2017 11:29:14

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

Unlocked: 23 Oct 2017 11:19:46

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

Unlocked: 23 Oct 2017 07:34:23

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

Unlocked: 23 Oct 2017 07:23:13

You collected 5 Chinpokomon

Unlocked: 23 Oct 2017 06:48:40

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

Unlocked: 23 Oct 2017 06:38:26

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

Unlocked: 17 Oct 2017 12:52:19