Beat the game on any difficulty as The Dishwasher.

Unlocked: 14 Apr 2011 21:51:41

Beat the game on any difficulty as Yuki.

Unlocked: 14 Apr 2011 02:53:30

Spray three expensive paintings with their owners' blood.

Unlocked: 14 Apr 2011 02:03:30

Unlock Pretty Princess Difficulty.

Unlocked: 14 Apr 2011 01:50:23

Win 3 chainsaw duels.

Unlocked: 14 Apr 2011 01:33:17

Kill Yuki's Demon.

Unlocked: 14 Apr 2011 01:06:13

Violently separate 100 enemies.

Unlocked: 13 Apr 2011 19:46:29

Escape from Iffenhaus Space Prison.

Unlocked: 13 Apr 2011 18:15:35

Beat the game on Samurai difficulty as The Dishwasher or Yuki.

Beat all Arcade levels.

Like Achievements, but not! Open presents, jump jump, squirtgun fight, kill squid, watch credits.

Collect all Ghost Beads.