You think 9 upgrades are enough?

Buy 5 upgrades. Trust me, you need it.

Buy your first upgrade. Or stay weak forever.

Rescue your first helper. If you care.

Buy a Big Jam upgrade. Why though?

Cook 25 fish. Are you a fish murderer?

Cook 20 fish. Just stop, they have families.

Cook 15 fish. You're getting a reputation.

Cook 10 fish. That’s a lot of fish, buddy.

Cook 5 fish. Just 5, not 50, relax.

Collect 20 fish. Who do you think you are?

Collect 15 fish. Your inventory smells now.

Collect 10 fish. When will it stop?

Collect 5 fish. Or maybe they don’t.

Collect your first fish. That was easy.

Craft 50 bricks. Why do you need so many?

Craft 40 bricks. That’s excessive.

Craft 30 bricks. Hope you have storage.

Craft 20 bricks. You’re addicted to bricks now.

Craft 10 bricks. This is only the beginning.

Collect 100 leaves. What are you planning?

Collect 75 leaves. Seriously, what’s the plan?

Collect 50 leaves. This is getting weird.

Collect 25 leaves. Are you okay?

Collect 10 leaves. Just... why?

Build 12 structures. Bob would be proud.

Build 9 structures. Are they even good?

Build 6 structures. But are you really?

Build 3 structures. You tried your best.

Build your first structure. Probably luck.

Earn 200 coins. Money, money, money!

Earn 180 coins. Capitalism, baby!

Earn 160 coins. You probably won’t.

Earn 140 coins. Does this number mean anything?

Earn 120 coins. Greed is kicking in.

Earn 100 coins. Keep grinding.

Earn 80 coins. It’s never enough.

Earn 60 coins. Not sure why this matters.

Earn 40 coins. Almost nothing.

Earn 20 coins. That’s it?

Collect 100 coconuts. Are you a squirrel?

Collect 75 coconuts. Preparing for a coconut war?

Collect 50 coconuts. Just ‘a’ coconut enjoyer?

Collect 25 coconuts. ‘Is’ this even necessary?

Collect 10 coconuts. Wow, such skill.

Craft 50 jam jars. Is this a jam factory?

Craft 40 jam jars. A professional jam maker now?

Craft 30 jam jars. Why do you need so much jam?

Craft 20 jam jars. You’re running out of ideas.

Craft 10 jam jars. Barely acceptable.

Craft 100 scissors. Opening a barbershop?

Craft 75 scissors. Are you okay?

Craft 50 scissors. You’re just hoarding now.

Craft 25 scissors. Are you making a scissor army?

Craft 10 scissors. Don’t run with them!

Collect 50 berries. Just berries. That’s it.

Collect 40 berries. No other food, huh?

Collect 30 berries. Are they all red?

Collect 20 berries. Barney would be proud.

Collect 10 berries. A small snack.

Collect 100 stones. Minecraft player detected.

Collect 75 stones. Maybe build a house?

Collect 50 stones. Hoarding level: Medium.

Collect 25 stones. A simple rock collector.

Collect 10 stones. That’s... not very impressive.

Collect 100 wood logs. Did you cut down an entire forest?

Collect 75 wood logs. Your axe must be broken by now.

Collect 50 wood logs. Do you even have an axe?

Collect 25 wood logs. Just a small wood enthusiast.

Collect 10 wood logs. Don't take that out of context.