Came to a certain realization about yourself.

Unlock all endless levels.

Kill over 1987 Red Dudes in endless mode.

Score 100 headshots.

Kill 100 Red Dudes with a pistol.

Kill 100 Red Dudes with a shotgun.

Kill 100 Red Dudes with a rifle.

Kill 100 Red Dudes using melee.

Kill 100 Red Dudes with a katana.

Kill 2 Red Dudes with one katana throw.

Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.

Became part of the cult.

Capture the replay.

Kill 3 Red Dudes with one shotgun shot.

Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.

Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.

Kill 3 Red Dudes with one rifle burst.

Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.

Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.

Experienced a direct contact with the system.

Encountered a disconnection bug.

Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.

Beat all Challenges.

Get RED ending in every level of SPEEDRUN challenge.

Get RED ending in every level of SPEEDRUNrt challenge.