I am weak.

Unlocked: 23 Mar 2020 22:33:55

Okay. Fine!

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Beat Heaven.

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Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1.

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Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage.

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Kill Kang :(

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Complete level 666.

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“The game just called me a F$#!stick!”

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Into the sun. Well done.

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Defeat Kang's weird faceship.

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Get a million points on 1-1.

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Rip both arms off a mech.

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Skip Credits.

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Complete 9-1.

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Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory

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Hatred For None.

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I understand and I wish to continue.

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Kill the Comrade!

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Survive the asteroid belt.

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Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.

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Defeat the Worm's heart.

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Load the crafting menu.

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Punch a Toilet.

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Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.

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No peace! Kill the Comrade!

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Kick the Comrade's ass!

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Destroy the space station!

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Beat a Level without taking damage.

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Complete a level with the middle finger censored.

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Survive the tutorial!

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