Join the KKK.

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Block 100 attacks.

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Spend one day in South Park.

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You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

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You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

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Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.

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Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.

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You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

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Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.

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Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.

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Collect 5 Chinpokomon.

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Befriend your Dad.

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Sell 300 junk items.

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You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

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Fart on people 100 times

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Fart on animals 25 times.

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Score 100 perfect attacks.

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Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.

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You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.

Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Open all garages in South Park.

Sell nothing the entire game.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.

Shit your pants during a boss battle.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.

Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Fart on each available buddy in the game.

Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.

Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.

Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.

Collect 15 Chinpokomon.

Collect all the Chinpokomon.

Befriend Half of South Park.

Befriend all of South Park.

Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.

Shit Your Pants in battle three times.

Complete half of the available costume sets.

Complete all available Costume Sets.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.

Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.

Spend $500.

Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.