Full Arsenal
15Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked: 13 Jan 2025 15:25:45
Complete all available Costume Sets.
Unlocked: 13 Jan 2025 15:25:08
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Unlocked: 13 Jan 2025 14:53:21
Sell nothing the entire game.
Unlocked: 13 Jan 2025 14:53:20
Befriend all of South Park.
Unlocked: 13 Jan 2025 14:16:56
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 13 Jan 2025 13:44:35
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
Unlocked: 13 Jan 2025 01:14:35
Re-Buttal
15Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
Unlocked: 12 Jan 2025 22:41:31
Dragon Wrath
15Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
Unlocked: 09 Jan 2025 22:20:42
Gingivitis
15Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 22:04:50
Day Walker
15Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 21:52:52
Heisenberg
15Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 21:20:32
Are We Cool?
15Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 21:12:11
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 20:36:00
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 20:16:15
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 20:16:13
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 12:50:02
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 12:42:20
Pulling Mud
15Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 12:15:29
Dog Whistle
15Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 12:10:14
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 11:58:10
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 11:57:40
Shit your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 11:30:51
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 00:44:27
Ass of Fire
15Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2016 00:02:20
Spend $500.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2016 19:29:29
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2016 18:03:38
Fart on each available buddy in the game.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2016 17:36:38
Befriend Half of South Park.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2016 17:19:35
Daddy Issues
15Befriend your Dad.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2016 17:12:39
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2016 00:00:17
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2016 23:41:34
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2016 23:22:29
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2016 23:16:30
Shopaholic
15Complete half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2016 23:16:02
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2016 22:37:04
Parkeologist
15Open all garages in South Park.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2016 21:03:59
Spend one day in South Park.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2016 00:22:01
Join the KKK.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2016 20:50:49
Fart on people 100 times
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2016 20:28:54
Score 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2016 20:26:57
Junk Peddler
15Sell 300 junk items.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2016 20:14:06
Block 100 attacks.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2016 19:20:00
Fart on animals 25 times.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2016 19:11:11
Mastery
15Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2016 19:01:43
Stay Down
15Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
Unlocked: 04 Jun 2016 11:30:51
Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 03 Jun 2016 21:45:31
Shutout
15Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
Unlocked: 03 Jun 2016 21:17:15
Avenger
15Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
Unlocked: 03 Jun 2016 20:47:44
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
Unlocked: 03 Jun 2016 19:40:46