Achievement is your middle name.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 04:20:29

Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 04:12:00

Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 04:07:38

Beat the game on any difficulty.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 04:07:38

Escape the Oil Rig.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 03:42:41

Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 03:38:55

Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 03:29:36

Go on a date with Hellfire.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 03:05:09

Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 03:00:50

Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 02:52:21

Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 02:47:29

What if you could talk to the monsters?

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 02:32:16

Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 02:17:32

Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 02:08:47

Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 01:50:15

Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 01:40:49

Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 01:32:45

Find out what happened to the English airman.

Unlocked: 31 Jul 2022 01:25:35

Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 03:54:43

Melee a big enemy.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 03:49:32

Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 03:23:37

Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 02:45:40

Ride the Popemobile to victory.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 02:39:25

Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 02:19:56

Meet a powerful granny.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 02:17:08

Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 02:13:59

Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 02:09:50

Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 02:00:00

Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 01:49:57

Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.

Unlocked: 03 May 2022 01:45:48

Party like it's 199.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 01:45:20

Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 01:41:03

Kill a Witchbride using C4.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 01:40:04

Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 01:32:30

Sign Secchi's rifle.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 01:26:10

Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 01:10:08

Get a weaponized black hole, using science.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 00:55:55

Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 00:36:30

Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 00:23:18

Die HAARP With A Vengeance.

Unlocked: 13 Feb 2022 00:07:00

Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:56:43

Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:55:20

Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:46:36

Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:41:31

Find out what happened to Alessandro.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:34:21

Recover a key stolen by a cultist.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:27:44

Get together with your friends and kill something big.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:15:31

Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:13:16

One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 23:11:48

Fight alongside Massimo Murena.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 22:58:51

Unlock a S.A.M.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 22:55:12

Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 22:50:34

Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 22:48:48

Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.

Unlocked: 12 Feb 2022 22:28:03