Win 10 battles
Win 50 battles
Win 100 battles
Win 150 battles
Win 225 battles
Reach Level 5
Reach Level 11
Reach Level 21
Reach Level 50
Get 100 Exploration Bonuses
Find and open 100 RcMeal Boxes
Scratch all five stickers before battle
Defeat 400 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers
Max out your multiplier
Defeat 250 Lizard Men
Die 20 times
Retry a fight and win
Beat an entire episode without dying
Score 200 Righteous Defenses
Collect dinner for a friend
Get rich! (Have over $5,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times
Eat 75 food items
Complete 2 different episodes
Complete 4 different episodes
Complete 5 different episodes
Help a student flush his toots
Flush all the school pets down the toilet
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 100 objects.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Try all three charging methods.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Play an episode twice.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Call Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Defeat Super Computah.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win an arena battle.
Use the decoder ring.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Compact Ben in the trash compactor.
Save Ben from the trash compactor.
Defeat the Trash Monster.
Defeat the Lizard King.
Retrieve Charles Cheezer's merchandise.
Collect the newspapers for Derek.
Defeat Adrian the cyberdaemon, lord of pizza.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Get Todd and Mary back together.
Make Kev the robot band frontman.
Make Chris the robot band frontrock.
Make Bearris the robot band frontman.
Make Captain Crunch the robot band frontman.
Wear your sunglasses at night