Oops
5Launch the game!
Ouch!
5Die for the first time.
It's fine
10Die a total of ten times.
Pain
10Die a total of fifty times.
Agony
10Die a total of one-hundred times.
Torture
10Die a total of five-hundred times.
Suffering
10Die a total of one-thousand times.
Masochism
20Die a total of five-thousand times!
Dedication
100Die a total of ten-thousand times.
Phew
10Beat level 10!
Surpass level 25!
Beat level 50!
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Chad
100Beat level 100!
Pure skill
15Beat level 10 in gamer mode!
Poggers
25Beat level 25 in gamer mode!
Beat level 50 in gamer mode!
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Gigachad
110Beat level 100 in gamer mode!
Lonely
5Talk to Wizz for the first time.
Talk to Joe for the first time.
Bother a Gremlin.
Find the secret area!
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You better not unlock this
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Find all of the secrets!
All tokens!
100Collect all of the tokens!
Pointy
20Find your sword!
Solid Milk
20Find all the cheese!
Maidenless
135Admire your 100% save file that has no deaths.