Beat the game on any mode.

Never make a correct move in a new game.

Completed the game with the move guide turned off.

Played Dragon[char]2019s Lair on its anniversary: June 19

Completed the game in Hard mode.

Beat the game without dying

Completed the game in Arcade Mode

Get the highest possible score (427,469).

Get off the elevator on the last floor

Use the shortcut move in the Giddy Goons Room

Dirk dies via asphyxiation in the bedroom scene

Lost your last life in the Drink Me scene... and watched carefully.